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In the interest of transparency and authenticity, here are the facts: I got too busy to blog and tweet with work and personal life over the last while The Shill podcast fell into the same rut, but that was only partially my fault, major blame goes to my co-host ;) I am not working with Social Media Group anymore and now doing a fair bit of freelance work So all that leaves me a keen need to re-establish my social media presence and having no recent material, I am stuffing some sawdust into my social media sausage maker... I am not going to make a ...
Shill Episode #16 – Pssst… Your Hidden Agenda is Showing
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How much does Social Media rely on Traditional Media?
***It has been a long while since I posted anything here. I posted this yesterday on the Social Media Group blog and thought I would re-post here as well*** It seems like every week we hear about another nail in the coffin of traditional media, especially newspapers. According to NewspaperDeathwatch.com, the print editions of The Tucson Citizen, Rocky Mountain News download oh god book ii movie , Baltimore Examiner and many more have fallen victim to some combination of Craigslist, free-online news, blogs, Twitter and the recession. In Canada, Global TV, CTV and CBC Television are petitioning the government ...
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BTW I forgot to publish Episode 12 on this blog here it is if you missed it.
Show Notes
0:00 The Shill Podcast complaint line
1:08 Doug opens the show, tips a wee dram to the great Robbie Burns and compares Shill to a pubescent prank involving fecal matter. Dave isn’t quite awake yet.
2:11 A comment from Sally Goetsch (rhymes with something) puzzles Doug and fails to make an impression on Dave. Moving on.
3:10 The Pope launches a YouTube Channel and Doug accuses Dave of being an osmotic Catholic, Dave blames his family.
5:00 Dave compares the Pope to President Obama at least on YouTube and the Shill Research Department has taken inauguration year off again.
6:30 Doug and Dave discuss the consistency of the Papacy by allowing comments (like prayers) to disappear into the ether. Doug asks about Blogma and Dave proves the audiences suspicions by admitting he knows nothing.
7:35 Dave breaks it down and wonders why Vatican content isn’t going viral, only to answer his own question: they turned the viral switch to off.
8:51 In a grand display of contradiction Doug and Dave start to actually figure out that the Vatican may have some legitimate reasons for their choices. Dave shameless crowbars in a client reference.
10:30 Doug and Dave agree that YouTube commenters have roughly the intellectual capacity of slime moulds.
12:00 Doug speaks as a Catholic (which he isn’t) and marvels at how nice it would be to preached at by his laptop rather than schlepping to the Church. Dave stops just short of calling Doug a “moran” by pointing out that mass has been on TV for years.
13:20 God has His own .com address.
13:50 Doug calls an early close to Shill. Dave threatens the audience with more frequent episodes of Shill.
14:45 Dave closes the show with an unintelligible comparison of podcasts to Catholic mass.
16:28 Rasta Doug erupts on the offbeat and Dave smacks him down by calling him a glory-hounding drummer at the end of the show.
And like a urethral swab, Shill is over quickly, with excruciating pain, and leaves you uncomfortable for a few days.
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Show Notes:
0:30 – Dave admits to flaking out on Shill (again) and so begins Shill like a rafter of turkeys released from a helicopter.
1:22 – Discussion of Microsoft’s recent “ads” elicit a characteristic F-bomb response from Doug. Dave verbally scratches his head in confusion and starts trying to conjure up bad celebrity mash-ups with no help from Doug. The Shill boys regret even drawing attention to it.
4:30 Dave rails at Apple for not allowing podcast updates via WiFi on the iPhone. Doug passes the Mac Fan Boy hat to Dave only to have him set it on fire, leaving both hatless and showing some embarassing bald spots.
7:55 Dave hands over the rights to Shill to Apple for free (which is still a sucker’s deal). Doug uses one of his three wishes for his car to synch up with his WiFI, but the genie in the bottle gives flips him the bird.
9:09 Doug waves from the anti-DRM bandwagon and discusses how the totalitarian DRM on the video game Spore resulted in a user comment backlash on Amazon. Meanwhile Dave sits on his life-preserver, preferring to watch Doug drown in his own drivel. Doug attempts to discuss the financial consequences of misguided mobs, but Dave thinks gaming the system is part of the system.
16:30 Dave crowns the new heavyweight YouTube Champion, Avril Lavinge, but has issues with the auto-loading website landing all the punches for her. Dave wonders if the rules need to change,
19:44 Doug booze-addled brain splutters out, while Dave reveals his inability to take an editing cue. Apology to Shill audience: Shill Bloopers Vol. 1 will not be issued – we used up all the outtakes in the content. Doug struggles to get the chain back on his mental tricycle.
21:20 Dave tiptoes through the big ad agency minefield and struggles to find meaning in Cossette’s Bloom. Doug makes a truly pointless scatological reference and pleads with agencies to have an opinion on the future, or at least a point. Doug and Dave long for some specifics and wave their favourite protest sign: “Community not Campaigns”.
29:30 Dave wonders aloud how ad people get money from clients for Social Media. Doug believes agencies need to find a way to make money or production instead of media. Dave believes that agencies have managed to wedgie themselves with their own business model and thinks digital people should be driving the bus.
34:35 As if Shill weren’t long enough, Dave tries to squeeze in a discussion on Social Vibe. Doug laments that advertising is more than slapping a logo on a charity sponsorship.
37:20 Dave drops his mic, Doug loses his train of thought again, while the audience wonders why he continues to listen. Adding insolence to injury Dave gets lost in Facebook’s facelift, while Doug calls 700,000 Facebook users “ingrates”.
39:55 Dave gives the agencies a thanks-for-coming-out participation award, while waxing poetic about the good old sexist days of MAdvertising. And like a salaryman getting the pink slip, Shill is not allowed to clear out its desk before being escorted from the building.
BONUS HIDDEN TRACK (after theme music): Dave fails to be funny, Doug reverts to an old standby joke. Girlish giggles ensue.
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Shill Episode #10
Show Notes:
00:00 A key insight into how the show is made is revealed or Doug takes a cheap shot at Dave? You be the judge.
1:14 Results of Shill’s first and last ever focus group with our listener. Turns out you hate the show and the feeling is mutual and thus Shill lurches out of the gates, like a sprinter with a gammy leg.
3:25 Dave brings out the obligatory Glengarry Glen Ross reference and then tells Doug he has the worst haircut in his whole office – Doug works from home and his dog feels insulted. Dave reveals that the Shill research team have yet to show up for work.
5:16 The frequency of Shill episodes is discussed and soundly blamed upon Jones and his alcoholic neighbors. Dave pointlessly name drops Steve Rubel, admits to swilling domestic suds, and sleeping around. Doug barfs.
8:01 Dave finally gets to the point of the episode: NBC Olympic-sized media research project. NBC unleashes the research hounds on how people consume the Olympics in a desperate (or perhaps brilliant) effort to figure out how audiences gorge on the content. Will it prove NBC’s inevitable irrelevance?
10:45 Doug believes that the Olympics is an interesting case, but may be too unique to be applicable to back episodes of Everybody Love Raymond.
12:30 Dave gets cynical about whether NBC will actually reveal their soiled underpants. Doug says one way or another the stench will reach everyone’s nostrils.
14:30 Doug reminds the listener (needlessly) that even though most TV sucks, there is still a lot of money growing in the analogue trees and quotes someone much smarter saying “don’t trade analogue dollars for digital pennies yet”- UCG still needs to push out some greenbacks. Dave figures there have been no winners yet in the Social Media lottery.
17:01 Doug suggests that the Olympic media coverage should be amateurs-only event with the likes of Robert Scoble and his cell phone camera broadcasting to the world. Let’s see how long before we all start screaming for big budget mass media pros.
19:00 Dave claims his favourite Olympic sport is the 24 Hour Cash Grab Relay and proceeds to crap all over the Olympic ideals. Research again lets down the hosts, by being unable to answer basic questions. Doug admits to being current affairs ignorant, culturally obtuse, and perhaps somewhat less than a man. An on-air spat ensues regarding topics sprung at the last minute on unsuspecting co-hosts.
22:40 Dave and Doug profess their loathing for opening ceremonies and other forms of half-time shows. Dave refuses to watch any half-time shows unless they show some nudity and proposes synchronized swimming as a pre-requisite for watching the rest of the Olympics.
24:31 Doug beats the “amateurs should cover the games” drum again and Dave pops his bubble resoundingly by reminding him of the amateur podcasts they listen to – Doug tucks his tail between his legs.
25:30 Another spat breaks out over tonight’s topic, where Doug cleverly lures Dave into making a sexist comment. Please send complaints to shillpodcast@gmail.com.
26:35 Dave apologizes to Shel Israel for running out of time and being unable to play his comment. And like a mammoth going for a dip in the tar pit, Shill struggles helplessly before marking its demise with a few oily bubbles on the surface.
Music:
“I Want To Hear What You Have To Say” by the Subways via the Podsafe Music Network.
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I can’t believe that I am going to say this, but here goes: Comic book artist Jim Davis, creator of Garfield, really gets it.
For the record, I am not talking about his comics. I have always found the Garfield strip obvious, insipid, and frankly boring. But the comic book artist knows something good when he sees it and in this case it was the hilarious parody Garfield Minus Garfield. I only discovered G – G a couple of months ago, but have been a big fan ever since. It is exactly what it says it is, Jim Davis’ Garfield comic with all of the visuals and dialogue of Garfield (and other characters, except the owner Jon) photoshopped out. The result is a more human and darkly insightful comic of an exceptionally lonely man – and it gives me belly laughs.
So if this were the usual story, this is the part where the big, bad lawyers come in and try to take Dan Walsh’s house because of this clever parody (which is obviously in violation of the original author’s copyright). The heartening twist here is the original author appreciates the parody:
Garfield creator Jim Davis was intrigued by—and pleased with—the concept. “I think it’s an inspired thing to do,” Davis said. “I want to thank Dan for enabling me to see another side of Garfield. Some of the strips he chose were slappers: ‘Oh, I could have left that out.’ It would have been funnier.”
In fact Davis’ appreciates the parody so much that Ballantine is now publishing a book based on the Garfield Minus Garfield concept comparing the originals and the versions doctored by Walsh.
I don’t know what the revenue or advance split on this book will be and I hope it wil be fair to both artists in this endeavour. I am just really glad that for a change something innovative, yet derivative, is going to be shared with the world rather than crushed under the voracious caterpillar treads of the Intellectual Property Lawyers.
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I have always felt that the digital age is going to leave a fascinating trail for future anthropologists. Then again, maybe RSS, Facebook, Flash video, jpegs and twitter streams will be so out-of-date by then that all the information will be lost.
Thank goodness for people like Michael Wesch digging into the fossils of our collective present and reminding us that YouTube is more than cats and people getting hit in the nuts.
It clocks at about 55 minuts long, but a crash course on the anthropoligical impact of YouTube is worthwhile for any of us Social Media pointy-heads.
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